For those carolling at 24 Sussex Drive this year (with video!)

 

 

 

 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OAu-pAkWgHQ

By Maurice Switzer

JOY TO THE WORLD

F-N-E-A

Val-court de-crees,

Trust us

to teach

your kids!

Forget about the paaaast,

The pain won’t always laaaast;

Give us another chance;

And we will let you dance;

The first thing they’ll  learn is to

as-sim-i-late.

 

DECK THE HALLS

Patrick Brazeau is a doozy,

Fa la la la la, la la la la;

Harper picked him, he’s not choosy,

Fa la la la la, la la la la

In the Senate, he made big bucks,

Fa la la, la la la, la, la, la;

Cross the nation he caused big yucks,

Ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha!

 

IT CAME UPON A MIDNIGHT CLEAR

The big-gest bill that was ever passed

Conservatives called it C-4;

Pollutes the waters

of Ca-na-da

In ways never seen

heretofore.

‘Pee on the masses’

the Tories said,

We know what is best for them all;

The best thing to make this a health-y land

is a good dose of fraaacked crude oil!

 

O HOLY NIGHT

In-dyan Af-fairs

keeps growing like a tu-mour;

They got the bucks

that would cure all our ills.

Five thousand jobs,

for, principally,  whiiiite guys,

Our treaty rights

go to pay their rent bills.

They all speak French,

What good is that to Mohawks?

They all drive cars

We pay the gas-o-leen;

Wiiish they would goooo

so faaar no-one could find them;

O niiiight di-viiiine,

That  night, when they’re all gone;

O niiiight, di-viiiine,

O niiiight, O night divine.

 

WE THREE KINGS

Doctors, dentists,

Indian Chiefs;

Fight about

our treaty beliefs;

Prior approval

for teeth removal

Does not bring fast relief.

oh oh

Do we wonder,

do we fuss;

Uninsured benefits

really shaft us;

Generic doses

give us neuroses,

No wonder

why we cuss